satan is a fucking weenie
When you find a bomb on your son’s back and you could’ve easily thrown it

EIFFEL
Episode 1: This is the audio log of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel, I am speaking from the Comms room of the U.S.S. Hephaestus station. Welcome to day 448 of our orbit around red dwarf star Wolf 359.
Episode 61: That’s a plan then. Of course, first we gotta get back to earth. Renée, you wanna do the honors?
MINKOWSKI
Episode 1: Eiffel?
Episode 61: Return flight to Earth. Everybody hold onto something. Here we go.
HERA
Episode 1: Yes, Officer Eiffel?
Episode 61: I’d like that.
HILBERT
Episode 1: Eiffel’s not at fault, Commander. Loud noise came from my laboratory. Apologies, did not mean to cause distraction.
Episode 61: Dr. Elias Selberg, pleasure. I am never going to be rid of you, am I?
LOVELACE
Episode 6: You’re not the first.
Episode 61: Oh, there’s so many choices. Look up some old friends, take apart Goddard Futuristics brick by brick, maybe go to Disneyland? But first, I’m going to take a long vacation. Somewhere warm, and quiet, where nobody has any idea who I am.
KEPLER
Episode 30: Uh, say again? U.S.S. Horrible Unending Nightmare?
Episode 61: Well, in that case, good scotch should never go to waste. Cheers. Damn good stuff, damn good.
JACOBI
Episode 31: Sécurité, sécurité, sécurité. U.S.S. Hephaestus station, this is the U.S.S. Urania. Be advised that we are on an intercept vector. Request you avoid any course corrections or exterior activity. Please advise your intentions.
Episode 61: Totally worth it!
MAXWELL
Episode 31: Oh, I don’t know about that. He’s not that scary.
Episode 61: Great. I will take you up on that.
CUTTER
Episode 14: All right. Let’s begin.
Episode 61: A harpoon? That’s not how this is supposed to…
PRYCE
Episode 41: Don’t be silly, Marcus. That would be a waste.
Episode 61: Very nice to meet you, Hera. I’m sorry, did you say doctor?
RACHEL
Mini Episode 4: No. I heard you perfectly the first 10 times you said this data is indecipherable. I know that it flies in the face of every line of theoretical astrophysics, and I really could not care less.
Episode 61: I’m sure you’ll think of something.
coolbean15 asked:
jeinu answered:
i’m certain this is true

